Wednesday, August 8, 2007

I'm Fred...

Hello.

I just landed on your terra-firma today from the planet kaytootog-sissykay. You could not pronounce my name like they do on my home planet; is it loosely translated as wulanolispinavjoeplyourngkulaidye. You can call me...

...Fred.

This is my passport photo.

And this is where I was unabashedly violated by a wee unstable girl-thing with sticky hands. Achst. The Horror.


Tomorrow I'll see if my sister will come out and play.

Until then, bendouff. Fred.







5 comments:

jo said...

if i laff any harder i might bust something. so did we name fred after our dearly departed? will there be a George?

Ann said...

As I don't subscribe to reincarnation, I'd have to chalk it up to Dad's sleepy mumbling when Zoe asked what to name him. I thought he looked like a Marvin, but evidently Dad heard something different than I.

Darcys Knotty Knitter said...

I want to make one for my girls can I have the pattern? pleezzzeee Darcy

Ann said...

Darcy - follow the link to www.knitty.com - do a search for pocket critter. He's there.

jo said...

is it really reincarnation if the dearly departed lived and died only in your mind? i think in that case it's really literary homage.
i vote for a matching george ;)